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The Amazing EMS Nickname-O-Matic

ACUTE CARE's  Amazing EMS Nickname-O-Matic is constructed with Javascript
adapted from CNET.com's "Generate random performance reviews"

There are two lists, called arrays, that the program uses deliver the nickname.
Adding to the arrays is easy, and we'd like to involve you in the process.
Use the form below to examine the underpinnings of the process and add your own brilliant and witty ideas.

E-mail if you have any questions. Good Luck!

Here are the values for the first array.
Help us grow the list by entering your suggestions in the form below.

"Sparky", "Speedy", "Needles", "Squishy", "Muscles", "Brainy", "Tubular", "Medulla", "Femur", "Lactated", "Scabby", "Fundus", "Sasquatch", "Drippy", "Ferno", "Meconium", "Disposable", "Misti-Neb", "Rescue Ranger", "Jaws", "Pulseless", "Crash", "Finger Probe", "B.P.", "Apnea", "Aneroid", "Rectal", "Accu-Chek", "Studly", "Kling", "Sterile", "K.Y.", "Vaseline", "Jelco", "Epi", "Trauma", "Strobe", "Resusci", "O.B.", "Noxious", "Sticky", "Oxy" , "I.V.", "Goggles", "Emesis", "Coban", "Ampule", "Chux", "Chopper", "N.G.", "Biocclusive", "Patella", "Pulmonic", "Saphenous", "Sleepy", "Disoriented", "Psychiatric", "Disturbed", "Depressed", "First Out", "Dispatch", "Flatus", "Emergency", "Johnny", "Roy", "G.I.", "Fearless", "Eager", "Excitable", "Pathologic", "Suicidal", "Biphasic", "Zippy", "Itchy", "Gomer", "Bolus", "Irritable", "Hypothermic"

 
Enter your suggestion(s) for Array 1 (First Name)

Here are the values for the second array.
You can aid in increasing the possible combinations by entering your ideas in the form below.

"Stylette", "Discharge", "Obturator", "Lubricant", "Layrngoscope", "Laerdal", "Bagmask", "Ventilator", "Suction", "Syringe", "Gasbag", "Flowmeter", "Resuscitator", "Isolation", "Cannula", "Nebulizer", "SealEasy", "Oximeter", "Spygmomanometer", "Otoscope", "Lancet", "Combitube", "Electrode", "Defib", "Stifneck", "Bite Block", "Airsplint", "Latex", "Sharps Box", "Gauze Pad", "Pumper", "Hot Pack", "Tongue Depressor", "Mini Drip", "Macro Drip", "Lavage", "Tourniquet", "Bicarb", "Inhaler", "Arrhythmia", "Megacode", "Disaster", "Ipecac", "Vomit", "Ice Pack", "MAST Pants", "Headbed", "Tegaderm", "Biohazard", "Myocardium", "Inhalant", "Bulb Syringe", "Fibula", "Phalanges", "Spleen", "Rectum", "Small Bowel", "Bypass", "Puncture", "Avulsion", "Hemorrhage", "Trauma Bag", "Responder", "Scrotum", "Epididymis", "Uterus", "Lifesaver", "Sphincter"

 
Enter your suggestion(s) for Array 2 (Last Name)

  

 

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